PSA-I AM NOT A MEDICAL PROFESSIONAL. ALWAYS FOLLOW THE ADVICE OF A PHYSICIAN.
Whew, now that’s out of the way I can wish you a happy belated Easter! Despite the COVID-19 Pandemic changing our lives, I hope you managed to enjoy a nice meal this long weekend.
IF like me, you overdid it at dinner…here are some SUREFIRE cures for stomach pain:
- Fart…fart often, fart hard; belch if you have to. 20-30 minutes of obnoxious gas is BETTER than 2-3 hours of stomach pain. (If nothing else, ripping biscuits should give you a laugh…)
- Have your partner (or do it yourself *wink-wink*) rub your gut! (These are my favourite).
- 4-5 hour naps, NOTHING settles the belly better than an extended nap post-meal. (This one has NEVER failed me)
- IF ALL ELSE FAILS-flush the plumbing if you know what I mean? Slug some water, grab hold of something and give’r hell!
There you have it, my GUARANTEED cures for a stomachache. These methods have been vetted through years of my own Chunky-Boy existence. May they serve you well in your future over-eating adventures. –Pruski
PS. Are there any you’d add?
PSA-I AM NOT A MEDICAL PROFESSIONAL. ALWAYS FOLLOW THE ADVICE OF A PHYSICIAN.