I aim to teach you mundane/unremarkable things POORLY because a day you don’t learn is a day WASTED!

For Example: Why do “shower” farts, smell SO bad?

Well, there’s a few simple reasons: You’re naked so there’s no fiber layers to FILTER the stink. The HEAT and HUMIDITY of the shower causes the fart to increase in POTENCY. There’s also the differently moving air-currents from INSIDE and OUTSIDE the shower intermingling with the ghosts of the food you ate to create an odor monster.

My advice? Next time you feel like ripping a biscuit in the shower…DON’T!

If you’ve got some suggestions on what I should cover on SIMPLE SCIENCE-call me (780) 875-1061.

Until next time-stay smart! -“Professor” Pruski.